Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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