he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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