I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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