dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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I need you to use more vowels.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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