I'm lost and stupid without you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Randomize
