Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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