that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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