Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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