i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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