Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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