how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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