Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
