Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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