I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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