Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
