he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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