do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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