who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
being pregnant is like rehab
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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