I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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