just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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