But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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