she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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