dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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