No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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