i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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