I don't think brook has ever known best
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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