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I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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