I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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