She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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