I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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