So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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