White coat. Heels.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
false alarm. still invincible.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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