He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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