in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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