I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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