Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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