do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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