windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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