I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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