oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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