He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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