Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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