sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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