Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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