How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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