I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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