i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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