talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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