was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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