the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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